Monday, March 31, 2008
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Sunday, March 23, 2008
[Scared.] What the fuck is going on here?
[Very close on the heels. Slightly nervous.] I thought we finally buried Jerry Garcia.
What do you guys want?
[Visibly shaken, still looking at the tie-dyes.] Benny...
It’s okay, Phaser. We won’t be long...
What’s wrong with him?
Phaser has acute hippie-phobia. The sight of tie dye, the sound of “jam bands,” the smell of patchouli...it’s not right. It affects him. [Pulls out his iPod, gives it to PHASER, helps him put the ear buds in.] Here you go, buddy. Vampire Weekend’s album.