BENNY
[Scared.] What the fuck is going on here?
PHASER
[Very close on the heels. Slightly nervous.] I thought we finally buried Jerry Garcia.
OWEN
What do you guys want?
PHASER
[Visibly shaken, still looking at the tie-dyes.] Benny...
BENNY
It’s okay, Phaser. We won’t be long...
ANNIE
What’s wrong with him?
BENNY
Phaser has acute hippie-phobia. The sight of tie dye, the sound of “jam bands,” the smell of patchouli...it’s not right. It affects him. [Pulls out his iPod, gives it to PHASER, helps him put the ear buds in.] Here you go, buddy. Vampire Weekend’s album.