Sunday, March 23, 2008

post 444. benny and phaser enter.

BENNY

[Scared.] What the fuck is going on here?

PHASER

[Very close on the heels. Slightly nervous.] I thought we finally buried Jerry Garcia.

OWEN

What do you guys want?

PHASER

[Visibly shaken, still looking at the tie-dyes.] Benny...

BENNY

It’s okay, Phaser. We won’t be long...

ANNIE

What’s wrong with him?

BENNY

Phaser has acute hippie-phobia. The sight of tie dye, the sound of “jam bands,” the smell of patchouli...it’s not right. It affects him. [Pulls out his iPod, gives it to PHASER, helps him put the ear buds in.] Here you go, buddy. Vampire Weekend’s album.

post 443. a long day of shooting leads to foolishness.