Tuesday, July 05, 2005

post 73. more war of the worlds.

the thing i keep coming back to is this. wouldn't an alien invasion be the ultimate test of your feelings for someone? if you're single, and the martians start chewing up the scenery, you might think of saving your pet. or your family. and that's cool. but if you're trying to fathom feelings for that prospective "special someone," ask yourself this: "if my hometown was attacked by martians, is (enter prospective significant other's name here) the first person i would think to try and save?" if the answer is yes, then go forth! claim your true love. if not, well, spend the money you would've wasted on fancy dates and movies on some dog food, or a new squeezy toy.