Tuesday, May 17, 2005

post 38. three steps to ensure your safe return.

at the risk of sounding snobby, here are three things you can do to make sure you don't annoy your friendly neighborhood record store employee:

1. please do not ask to have the music turned down.
2.
when entering the store, why not throw caution to the wind and try looking for things yourself? most record stores are pretty good at categorizing and alphabetizing their stock.
3. any record store employee worth his salt does not like insane clown posse. if you are a juggalo, please refrain from asking how the new album is, or if the dark carnival is stopping anywhere in the area soon. you will be laughed at and made fun of after you leave the store.